Toilet Paper Wars

Okay, for years, Tim and I have been battling over toilet paper. Yes, I will admit in the beginning, I was the type of person who left two squares on the roll and walked away without remorse. However, I have faithfully kept the bathroom stocked with TP for the last six years, and I always change the roll.

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​Tim refuses to acknowledge it, and he never changes the roll. Now granted, he was subjected to five years of abuse before my reform. He will leave it empty and then deny it when I find the roll in an empty state. He has even pulled the empty roll off and placed it on the bathroom counter as if to taunt me, then when I call him out on it, he denies it. He will actually say I must have done that and don’t remember. Don’t remember! What, is he gaslighting me! LOL. He even did again just the other day. I need to start taking my phone to the bathroom to collect evidence of his defiance.

Before this blog, we posted a poll across our social media asking our followers, “who leaves the roll empty after using it and refuses, in some type of protest, to replace it?” One brave soul called her family out by saying, “Everyone who lives in my home and one son who lives on his own.” Wow, even when her son visits, he refuses to change the roll. And I know this person well, and I know her bathroom is well stocked. In my house, all you have to do is turn around and grab the new roll off the back of the toilet. It is that easy. Why the protest?